imaginations sorted

Saturday, April 30, 2011

the epic dreams of GUM dolls in New Orleans May 6th at Deity

"Juicy Fruit"


I had a continuous dream the week of February 14,2011. It entailed century old secrets from William Wrigley Jr. founder of the infamous gum corporation.

The dreams lasted for three nights, each one in hearty detail of how Mr.Wrigley titled his empire of chewing gum names.

Juicy Fruit

Double Mint

Big Red

The first night featured his treasure "Juicy Fruit", he informed me that he spent every October in the french quarter and fell head over heels for "Juicy Fruit", she worked in a tea house with the others....Juicy Fruit is what her late night patrons called her,the den was tucked away in a basement around 732 Toulouse .next to the French Opera House.

William and Juicy Fruit had a deep love for one another, yet she had refused to live in Chicago, so they were never able to spend more than a few weeks together.She always told him "I was born here, I'll die here" speaking of the French Quarter, supposedly the farthest she had ever ventured was City Park at the end of the dueling oaks. Juicy Fruit also was in charge at the Tea-House which a very generous lover had given her when he passed away in 1892. Her sister Abbie Reed was furious and they never spoke again.Abbie was told by this lover on Basin street she would inherit the property, yet the paperwork claimed Juicy Fruit as the inheritor of such said property at 732.



Though he was spiritually forced to move on, the "Double-mint Twins" (or the DM Twins)caught his fancy next, those two (Siamese twins) could party for days on end, their hair was always an emerald green which they claimed was from their secret color enhancements found in moss only available in the Louisiana Swamps.The two were always sipping on mint julep's which gave their breath a minty essence, plus they were always in minty colored attire and giggled through any conversation.



Big Red was an infatuation for Mr.Wrigley they would chat for hours and have one Pimms Cup after another. She had claimed to help him with the key elements for his everlasting flavor ingredient in the GUM recipe. She always wore Red and White, to match the interior of the great elliptical auditorium in the French Opera House next door, which she was lucky, one of her admirers "Humphrey" would take Big Red to every opening night and purchase her a new blood red velvet gown adorned with pearls.

Big Red was born a hermaphrodite,her parents were European gypsy's and felt like she was thee golden child. They had come to New Orleans when Big Red was 14, they were both taken by yellow fever in 1905.Big Red was never the same after that.



to be con't



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Friday, April 22, 2011

The Eyes Of Laura Kendall: Spotlight On: Kook Teflon (Formerly Miss Oblivious...

The Eyes Of Laura Kendall: Spotlight On: Kook Teflon (Formerly Miss Oblivious...: "So, one of my favorite discoveries, and newfound friends in 2010, just happens to be this KOOKY lady, Cheyanne Payne , formerly known as Mi..."

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

other pulchritudinous retrievals that were in order for this next chapter



Meditating with
Bhakti Baby (Lady Krishna)
Plus some other pulchritudinous retrievals that were in order for this next chapter.
By: Kook Teflon
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From my recollection the time Miss O had felt she was ready to vacate had began in the summer of 2010. Female Front had fulfilled her desires and she had been depicted in the highest honor thus far on her journey. A cherished soul had taken time to make a drawing of Miss Oblivious as Hecate’ (goddess of all witches & protector of outcasts), which was soon inked onto her shoulders as to “watch her back * heart*path”, Miss O stated she was tired and needed solitude, she had done all she could on this course. I was fine with that, the zine had completed issue 40 on this tour, the obstacle was “who would/could/should take her place? These are big bloomers to fill.
Along the trail Kook n’ Grace entered the story while Miss O was in New Orleans in October.( Next step?) When would the flux take place? In my experience it is not wise to plan ahead with these types of transitions.
Teflon filled the air and the oracle set in place Kook Teflon was ready to be …to be what had been prior yet never before,
a mature episode of chaos, ruffling feathers, truth, lavender and grace.
Unexpected! Wednesday February 23rd, while in SF after ingesting molded enhancements, Miss O sat in the midst of a horn, upright bass, duo gender vocals and a goddess of thunder on drums, in a space off of Howard with the accompaniment of a cherished chum, Miss O realized it will never get better than this for her…through Hecate’ I felt a thousand tingles as she left, guided by the “Queen of the Night” herself and Kook jumped right in! Kook cannot believe what a chimera she is about to live and be a part of!
Kook couldn’t attend Mardi Gras this year, as luck would have it a date with Lady Krishna was the next best thing. They’re first date on the morning of Fat Tuesday sipping hand picked perk (espresso), and strolling around.
The following Tuesday would be their next rendezvous, the agenda to do portraits of one another. Kook had a bad case of the flu 6 days prior and felt disembodied, ears plugged sinus a mess.
Lady Krishna suggested that she & Kook meditate prior to their captures in art form. Immediately after the holy ash was gently placed on Kooks third eye her sinus’s cleared and 30 minutes of sitting face to face, east - west Kook was rejuvenated and ready to conquer her path with all the wonderful clarity.
Thank you Bhaki Baby…..

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Sister Spit Seattle 2011

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Last night was Sister Spit in Seattle, I hadn't seen Michelle Tea in 15 years, we were never really friends per say but had some of the same peers & were at the same shows when she started Sister Spit in SF around 1994. She had invited me to come read my juvenile zine at the time "Cunt Fear" 1994-1999, but since I was usually a drunken mess, I almost always arrived after the show was over, I would then end up at my Sunday night comfort zone "Muffdive" inside the Casanova and seemed to always miss my chance to grace the stage at Sister Spit.

Every week she seemed more and more excited about Sister Spit, it was so cool to see Michelle 15 years later just as thrilled and in love with her event, a rarity. I get so tired of jaded people over 30. "Jaded" Michelle is not , thank the goddess above and below. She is filled with light and energy.

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I asked Sterling Snow publisher of "Death of Nibo" a voodoo fanzine to accompany me, along with Grace Teflon and Faith.
Sterling
(yes those are vintage gems encrusted on the lapel ,collar n sleeves of his dress coat)
"so sheik"


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We all met at Lisa Orth's new shop Alleged Tattoos opening party (Lisa is over there on the left) the shop was packed of cuties & hotties..then the four of us headed to the HUGO house to secure primo seats at Sister Spit.
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Within 10 minutes I had to use the bathroom "aunt flo" arrived it must've been all pheromones in the room. _a sure fire sign i was in the right place._ Plus sharing a table with my dear galpal Fucshia Foxxx and darling Kammee Mam...


Mz.Tea defiantly put together a treasury line-up, consisting of talented writers. Each one had their own charm plus had the audience rolling in laughter.





Amos Mac (original Plumbing Zine)
presented a slide show for his new quarterly magazine due out in Summer 2011 "TransLady Fanzine" featuring a series of images he captured of ZACKARY DRUCKER it really moved me.
I felt emotional,enraptured and inspired.Zackary resembles Greer Lankton and the photos were set in her east coast home. Please keep an eye out for the issue this summer.
Exquisite...







Michelle ended the night with a biop from her blog about some of her favorite female writers which was hilarious and enlightening (Bukowski had a daughter that is now an author Marina Louise Bukowski)

Monday, March 21, 2011

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4WeKmvPYws

"TransCentric" Art Exhibit curated by Kook Teflon in honor of Greer Lankton display gala July 8th in Los Angeles

photo of: Squeaky Blonde
by: Austin Young




(Dollmaker,zine queen & photographer)
Kook has some splendorous schemes up her knickers...

Recollecting about many of the prominent figures in her life, Kook realized the influences of her drag/trans idols and peers seem to be outcasts from the mass typical drag/queer/trans community.
Each one re-inventing self-expression and becoming leaders in the art society
world wide through music,film and make-up artistry...

Such as:


*Divine
*lEIGH Bowery
*Boy George
*jAMES ST JAMES
*Jayne County
*Phatima Rude(SF)
*Peaches Christ
*Squeaky Blonde
*Marilyn
*Greer Lankton
*Jackie Beat
*Ginger Coyote
*Claude Cahun
(to name a few)


Kook was hit with the thought to pay HOMOage to them and curate a show inspired by their disguises,persona's and transitions from ordinary to extraordinary.
Another element of inspiration was the upcoming "Greer Lankton" exhibit occurring the following day on:

Friday July 9th in Hollywood:
ONE archive Gallery Museum (626 N Robertson Blvd).

Greer (1958-1996) was a portrait dollmaker and trans-gender punk artist. Her portrait dolls reflected such warholian stars as Candy Darling, anorexia beauties and obese side-show esque females.

Kook hand-picked some of her favorite artist to participate in this installation which will take place in L.A's bohemian neighborhood "Silverlake":

Transcentric
Friday July 8th
MonkeyHouse Gallery
2874 Rowena Ave., Los Angeles, CA 90039


Featured art in
doll-form,paint,canvas,photography and mosaic tiles by:

Tennessee Loveless

Austin Young

Jer Ber Jones

Adam Ansell

Sheri DeBow

Kook Teflon (Miss Oblivious)

Lee Kyle

Vinsantos


Squeaky Blonde

with a live performance by Seattles notorious
Jackie Hell

Friday, March 4, 2011

Charlie Sheen

Ben de la Creme as EVE

A century of eccentrics in doll form by Miss Oblivious SF 1035 Guererro


pART OF SALES FROM DOLLS WILL GO TO h.e.a.r
http://www.hearnet.com/

My friend taffy lives in a beautiful store front home in San Francisco and he has offered for me to display my art in the windows for the last 5 years.
Finally in December 2010 I was visiting and decided it was time to build an installation specific for his 1035 Guerrero windows.
Around the same time I had come up with a title for a new zine which in turn will change my pen/art name to KOOK TEFLON.
The new zine is titled Teflon Sisters Zine
"Teflon is a nickname given to persons, particularly in politics, to whom criticism does not seem to stick".
Which also means the end to Miss Oblivious, she is so very exhausted and feels she has done all she can.
As I started working on this installation I had this epiphany that this had to happen NOW!!It would be the last hooray for Miss O, so she could see all her work completed in one place.

In December while still in SF staying with Uneven and Josh we came up with a theme for the dolls to be based around, as we celebrated Christmas Eve with wigs n good food.
"A century of eccentrics" they really aided me with ideas for characters that have lived in San Francisco since the mid- 19th century.
The one thing my dolly's have done for me is teach me about the wonderful people that have lived, different Deity's and creating fictional community's of bizarre beauties.

We came up with:

Peter Berlin
Emperor Norton
Sister Boom Boom
Anton LaVey
Lynn Breedlove
Lady Bear
Sylvester
Mary Ellen Pleasant




(After we finished the 5-hour set-up!!!!
I couldn't have done it without Uneven)




and of course A doll of:
Richard Gaikowski which 1035 Guerrero was his residents from the mid 60's- til his passing around 2007.
He was very important to me for a few reasons. He was a revolutionary component to the SF film history, he wrote for the hippy political paper "Good Times", all his friends adored him, the catch is that he was the prime suspect for Zodiac Killer. People have dedicated their lives to prove he was the zodiac.
Richard is by far the best in the collection,
you can purchase these dolls through my ETSY store under Paynecreations.